- Anything smaller than a C cup: Must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
"The beauty of horseback riding is that you need to learn how to be in complete control while at the same time in complete surrender. It’s a condition that you cannot explain until you have climbed onto the back of a horse and hold the reins in your hand."
Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing
Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier