myrandomplaylist:

Dierks Bentley | Up On The Ridge

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aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

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ravenhairrubylips:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

vardaesque:

digigender:

thechandelurequeen:

batcows:

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

bless u

omg

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

I love when girls get together to solve problems

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